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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump was elected president... Instead of saying ""You're fired."" He'd say ""You're deported."""

"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"

"Donald trump Is a good president"

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""

"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"

"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."

"How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger."

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."