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Joke of the Day
"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."
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"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."
"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"
"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"If websites were athletes, Reddit would be a fencer. Obsessed with points and always reposting."
"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"
"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."