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Joke of the Day

"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."

"How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t ""That's not how the dictionary spells it"" ""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"""

"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."

"Why did Tommen jump out the window? Because he was ready to come out."

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"Jared Fogle isn't happy with his prison sentence. He requested a transfer to juvenile prison."

"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""

"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."

"Two guys walk into a bar You would think the second guy would have ducked."

"Those people who try to tear you down are just pissed that they can't reach you where you are standing."