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Joke of the Day
"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""
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"Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !"
"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."
"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"
"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Because he hasn't."
".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."
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