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Joke of the Day
"David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity."
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"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."
"999 The devil's in the handstands."
"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"
"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"
"Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering."
"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."
"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"My girlfriend broke the news that she's pregnant I responded, ""Congrats, now you have something to remember me by."""
"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."