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Joke of the Day

"999 The devil's in the handstands."

"Baby baby... Poopy. (This joke was written by a three year old I know.)"

"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."

"Two Irishman walk out of a pub. It could happen."

"My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator"

"Why did the scarecrow get a nobel peace prize? Because he was *outstanding* in his field."

"I'm not sure if I heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite."

"When I see one of those student driver cars, I always honk a lot and yell, ""You're doing great!"" I think they appreciate the encouragement."

"I just got whipped and gagged by a lady covered in a ton of specks of leather. She was a dot matrix dominatrix."

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"