25183
Joke of the Day
"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"
Next Joke
"Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of ""impersonating a police officer""."
"How to explain to your parents that you are a prostitute Hey mom, remember when I said I was tight for money? Now I'm loose for money."
"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""
"I broke my arm playing golf today..."
"Well my father always told me, ""when life gives you lemons, chances are you're in the fruit aisle and shouldn't overthink the situation Edit: words"
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."
"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"