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Joke of the Day

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"

"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."

"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"

"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."

"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."

"Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye."

"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"