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Joke of the Day
"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""
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"So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him."
"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"
"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."
"I'm amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don't feel like reaching for the remote."
"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"
"When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused me And im still pretty shaken up about it"
"Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree"
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."
"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"