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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."
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"Simba was moving too slow, so I told him........... Mufasa"
"I may seem confident on the outside but deep down on the inside I remember every time I've accidentally leaned on a light switch."
"Can someone's face be a pet peeve?"
"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"