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Joke of the Day

"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"Donald Trump ... ill see myself out"

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"[guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really? It's tough enough in this economy."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"

"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"

"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."

"Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves."