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Joke of the Day

"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"

"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."

"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"

"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."