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Joke of the Day
"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."
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"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"
"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""
"I am... A joke !"
"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."
"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."
"I hate that fucking composer he is such a son of a bach."
"What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? Hasta la pasta baby."
"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"
"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."