211559

Joke of the Day

"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has a letter in it. envelope"

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."

"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."