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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? Hasta la pasta baby."
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"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"
"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"
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"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"
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"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station... The police have nothing to go on."
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"How do you disappoint a redditor?"