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Joke of the Day

"I hate that fucking composer he is such a son of a bach."

"If I've learned anything in my 29 years, it's never admit your real age."

"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."

"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"

"My wife's cooking is incredible. With a silent 'cr'."

"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."

"Did you hear about the man who had his entire left side removed? You could say he is all right now"

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"