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"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."
"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."
"What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice? A GOP Presidential candidate."
"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"
"What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete"
"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"
"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy"
"What do you call a semi-professional proctologist? Someone doing a half-assed job."