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Joke of the Day

"Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*"

"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."

"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"

"Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? It had a reptile dysfunction"

"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."

"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"

"All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter."

"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."