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Joke of the Day

"All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter."

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."

"Mike Rowe Penis Women have told me I have a Mike Rowe penis. I guess it must be because they think it's pretty strong and does dirty jobs... but I think it's a little small myself."

"I'm glad George Washington didn't live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper."