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Joke of the Day
"Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? It had a reptile dysfunction"
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"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"
"Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now"
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"I love using sign language It's a real hands-on experience."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"
"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."
"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."
"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"