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Joke of the Day
"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."
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"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"
"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."
"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"
"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
"Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls."
"What does God have in common with Black Fathers?"