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Joke of the Day
"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"
Next Joke
"dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours"
"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."
"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."
"I'm going to talk to my broker today about cashing in some of my stocks. And by that I mean, ""taking all my change to the coinstar machine"""
"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"