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Joke of the Day
"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."
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"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"
"Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited"
"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"
"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."
"Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? For looking at kitty porn."
"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"