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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!"

"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"What's the pound's new name? The ounce"

"Cat places ad in the classifieds... ""Seeking Pets""."

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."

"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"

"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."