223446

Joke of the Day

"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."

"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"

"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."

"I became a bisexual when I got married. I get sex twice a year whether I want it or not."

"In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements."