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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."
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"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."
"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"
"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"
"It was mealtime on an airplane... ...and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or no,"" she replied."
"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
"I need some help with my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as Ebola and I want to make sure everyone gets it."
"S/O to side walks, my legs, elevators, my arm, and my eyes For keeping me off the streets, helping me to stand up for my self, picking me up when I'm down, giving me a hand and showing me the light."
"[2 dogs eating dinner] ""u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"" [stops chewing] ""why does this taste like chocolate"""
"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."