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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"

"Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight. Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell."

"I am afraid of heights That's why I never get high!"

"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"

"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."

"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."