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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"
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"Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch."
"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."
"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"The philosopher says the glass is half empty, the optimist says the glass is half full.... The sjw says the glass is half-fluid."
"Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"
"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"
"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"