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Joke of the Day

"Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight."

"What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee."

"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."

"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."

"I recently bought a spinning chair... My girlfriend was super pissed about my purchase. Until I let her sit on it. I guess you could say she... *came around*."

"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"

"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."

"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."