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Joke of the Day
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"
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"Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices."
"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
"What made the New Mexican sad? He was out of meth."
"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."
"My husband really loves our new couch. In fact, he loves it so much he called me his exwife's name just so he could sleep on it."
"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken"
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Barkeeper, I'll have a beer and a mop"""