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Joke of the Day
"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."
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"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."
"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""
"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"
"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"
"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"
"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""