201699

Joke of the Day

"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"

"is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?"

"This is a haiku. This is really a haiku. This is not a haiku. --- --- --- ^^^Edit: ^^^missed ^^^a ^^^word ^^^and ^^^almost ^^^ruined ^^^it."

"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"

"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."

"What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer. A bad lawyer can make a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer."

"Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans? Because they always steal the green cards...."

"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."

"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."

"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"