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Joke of the Day

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."

"The doctor gave me 4 months to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."

"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."