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Joke of the Day
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
Next Joke
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"Known as the ""one-day insect"" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms... But it still lives longer than my headphones."
"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."
"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."
"The new Linkin Park album"
"Ain't no party like a missing child search party Cause a missing child search party don't stop."
"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"