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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"A neutron walks into a bar. If you dont know how the rest goes im sorry you dont deserve to be on the internet."

"Troll: Horrible thing. Me: Horrible thing back. Troll: I was just giving my honest opinion. Me: Me too. Troll: But..."

"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."

"At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death."

"I heard a great Ray Rice joke... but I can't remember the punchline."

"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."