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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"
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"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."
"This subreddit"
"What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."
"What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? A subwoofer."
"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."
"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"