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Joke of the Day
"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."
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"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"
"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""
"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"
"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."
"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"
"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."
"I guess i have a nice butt Because everytime i walk away from a conversation i hear, "" what an ass ""."
"My friend asked me why I carry my gun inside my house I told him 'Decepticons.' He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. So I shot the toaster. It was a good day."
"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "