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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."

"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."

"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."

"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""

"how did the bananas get away from the cops? They split up."

"Why do black people never dream? Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot."

"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."

"Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials."