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Joke of the Day
"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."
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"What do you call the useless piece is skin on the end of the penis? The man."
"The Irish have announced they've sent a peace keeping force to Ukraine. They've managed to secure the city of Chernobyl without any resistance!"
"Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night."
"A kleptomaniac was walking down the street one day and I saw a man waving a white stick.. so he stole it when the man wasnt looking.."
"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."
"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""
"What are the two fastest things in the world? Second fastest: your butthole snapping shut. Fastest: That little drop of water..."
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"