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Joke of the Day

"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"My Jr High teacher makes me have sex with her while her husband watches, but that's not the worst part. ....I'm homeschooled."

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"

"My sexual fetishes my sexual fetishes have been getting more and more perverse ever so slowly. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom."

"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""

"George Washington: We should put 'We trust in God' on our money Thomas Jefferson: Great idea. Did you get that? Yoda (taking notes): Yep"

"Less than 3% of the world's mantis population are atheists."

"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"