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Joke of the Day

"I guess i have a nice butt Because everytime i walk away from a conversation i hear, "" what an ass ""."

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"

"Ever read the book ""A Race To The Bathroom""? by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont."

"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"

"Dear Monday: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"

"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."

"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("