112125
Joke of the Day
"the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates"
Next Joke
"God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad."
"Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."
"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"
"What's the difference between a drum, a woman, and a blowjob? You can beat a drum. And you can beat a woman. But you can't beat a blowjob."
"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""
"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."