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Joke of the Day

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"7yr old: What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math"

"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"

"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"

"What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows? Survivor guilt."

"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"

"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."

"Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary? Because it's undefined."