74711
Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
Next Joke
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"
"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."
"Rich person joke What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage"
"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares' comment"
"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."