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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"
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"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger But she did move to California in 1849..."
"So I've been hearing a lot about this Baader-Meinhof phenomenon recently [baader-meinhof phenomenon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon#Frequency_illusion)"
"Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"There are 4 states of Matter Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Black Lives"
"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke!"
"When googling Gary Oldman I highly suggest not forgetting the ""R"""