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Joke of the Day
"FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring."
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"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"
"Here's a tip for when you're feeling shit. Wear gloves"
"Why do people tip cows? Their service isn't even that good."
"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."
"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."
"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"
"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."
"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""