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Joke of the Day
"Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's largest collection of air guitars."
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"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
"Joke 35 HISTORY LESSON: The Greeks invented sex..."
"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."
"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house"
"I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards. And?"
"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."
"As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God"