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Joke of the Day

"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."

"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops? It makes you look hard"

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"

"I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called Stroke-Offs Then I turned 12."

"[Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on."

"Please be patient...I'm fcuking things up as fast as I can."

"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""

"What will happen if you put anal lube where oil should be in your car? I don't really know, but I think it will run pretty shitty"