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Joke of the Day
"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."
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"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."
"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."
"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."
"Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's"
"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."