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Joke of the Day

"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"

"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."

"I hate shopping. No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!"

"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."

"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."

"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"

"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"

"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."