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Joke of the Day

"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."

"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."

"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"

"Bill Clinton said Hillary is clearly the best choice for president... He knows for a fact there is no chance she'll blow it."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"