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"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."
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"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""
"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."