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Joke of the Day

"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."

"How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ... I'll tell you later."

"My wife always cheats when we play board games Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor."

"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"

"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."

"Apparently on Facebook you can ""like"" that someone ""liked"" something. I just liked the movie ""Inception"", and now we wait."

"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"